When it comes to sexual preferences, we are all different. Some like it fast and hard, while others like it slow and soft. Some like to be strapped to chairs and others like to be covered in honey. Sex is personal and it says more about us than you think. Here’s what your go-to sex position says about you, obviously take these with a pinch of salt.
Doggy Style
Your idea of a romantic Christmas present is a gift voucher for Marks and Spencer.
For guys, this is one of the most dominant positions – you like to take on the aggressive role while your partner takes on the submissive. Pleasure is the priority and you do not romanticise life. The body language between you and your partner is distant and there is no eye contact. You enjoy remaining in control and feel the need to express your masculinity at all times. This could stem from deep insecurities rooted in the many rejection you suffered as a teenager – but who are we to speculate?
Missionary
When you go to the coffee shop, you say “the usual” and the barista knows exactly what you want.
This is for those who are traditional, both inside and outside the bedroom and like to keep things simple. You like to play by the rules and not take any chances. During the week you wear a suit and tie and work in the city, on weekends you play golf. The closest you have come to breaking the law was that one time you smoked a cigarette. No wait, you didn’t. It was second-hand smoke…but it’s the same thing, right?
The Cowgirl
Your 35 and your parents still give you a maintenance allowance.
The cowgirl is great for those who don’t believe in hard work. This position allows for deep penetration, which is always a bonus, but it requires very little effort. This if for those who would rather lie on their back and let their partner do all the hard work for them. I mean who wouldn’t like to lie back and watch an awesome pair of boobs jumping up and down in front of them?! You have had it easy in life; you are more than likely an only child, arrogant and used to getting your own way.
The Spoon
After watching a documentary about animal neglect, you went out and adopted three kittens and a parrot.
For some out there, nothing is more important than being in a relationship. You have spent your life looking for a girl who would fall asleep in your arms. Everyone knows you’re a real softie at heart, especially your partner who you text every few hours just to check they are still smiling and to remind them just how much they complete you. Some may say you are possessive, someone who likes to claim territory and mark flags all over it. In reality, you’re easy going and agreeable, and that’s why you are more than happy to stay up until 5 in the morning and hold your partners hair back as she’s sick after a night of clubbing.
Tantric Positions
When you have sex, you say things like; “our sexual energy is merging.”
If Tantric sex is your favourite, then it is likely that sex is low down on the list of your priorities. You enjoy nothing more than eating granola bars and goji berries while aligning your chakras to generate the ultimate energy. You don’t mind physical orgasms, but spiritual ones are so much better. Your partner often comments on your refusal to shower and is trying to convince you to cut out those dreads.
Standing up
After an orgasm, your go-to phrase is “is that all you’ve got?”
For you, life is simply a series of competitions to see who will admit defeat and tire first. You know one thing for certain, it will never be you. This applies to your sex life too. You struggle to find a partner who can keep up with you in the bedroom, and you enjoy regularly criticising their lack of stamina. You never made it on to the football team at school and now spend your days trying to prove that those guys were wrong about you. Once you find someone who appreciates your strength, eagerness and stamina, your days will be spent trying to out-do each other in the bedroom.
On a more serious note; no matter what your favourite position is, keep in mind that variety is the spice of life! To maintain a fun and healthy sex life, don’t be afraid to really mix it up and try some other positions, toys or locations. The escorts in Fife are perfect to ask for recommendations on ways to spice up your sex life. Take an escort out for a drink today, and
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