The body of a babe has erotically mystified artists and sex enthusiasts for countless centuries. From the way birdies are built, to what makes them tweet is distinctively and utterly different than their horny homie brothers. Since the days of playing the game, ‘Show me yours and I’ll show you mine’, your kinky knowledge of the poon has increased. It’s a kinky fact, after you first saw that puff pillow, your curiosity about the lady flower grew and rightly so, because there’s much more to the va-jay-jay than meets the eye.
The punani is not only a source of creation, it’s also a honey pot of sexy inspiration. Through fooling around with her fine china, you’ve probably discovered that it’s no ordinary banana basket. You probably got around to configuring that her cupcake has a cherry and it enjoys being aroused, but you probably didn’t know that the word ‘clitoris’ is actually derived from a Greek word for key!
That muffin’s pleasure button is indeed a key to a magical source of pleasure, and what’s more? When we learn how to turn that special key, doors open. Wonder in awe and revel in amazement at these herein facts about Betty’s pink panther, and watch as your knowledge of lady bits increases and heightens your game. One thing is for sure, it’ll have you smiling in sync with the vertical smile.
1. A hoo-hoo and a shark have squalene in common
The kinky slime of the pink taco is composed of: sweat, sebum, cervical mucus, ex-foliated cells, urea, acetic and lactic acids, complex alcohols, ketones and squalene. The organic compound of squalene is also found in the liver of sharks. Fun fact: Squalene is derived from shark liver oil, and added to moisturizers and skin creams because it acts as a softener. Kinky tip to the wise, her cave of wonder is a spa, go downtown for a spectacular snatch facial!
2. What women want vs. dudes
Evolutionary scientists claim that chicks seek out men because of attractiveness and resources, while men mostly seek youth and attractiveness in a dame. Um, is this suppose to be a surprise? It shouldn’t be, genetically programmed somewhere within our gender are factors that attempt to achieve the most desirable mate based on basic, primitive instincts. While dudes are on an internal quest for a fresh and fun juice box, chicks are trying to lock down a good-looking anaconda that’s resourceful in the jungle.
3. The Big O resides in the hooded lady
Stimulation of that pleasure button that’s tucked away like a pearl inside of a hairy oyster is what provides 75 percent of dames achieve the big OOOOOOH MY GOD. While a dude gets off from the back and forth motion of sexy salami entering and leaving the meat wallet, a woman’s orgasm lies dormant in her internal G-Spot and her clitoris. The internal G-spot can be triggered in the doggy style position, as well as the reverse cowgirl position, but it’s tricky getting in kind of like trying to get into a bourgeois night club. Rather the orgasm in the hooded lady is much easier to get at since it’s literally sitting outside waiting for a sexy ride to pick it up!
4. Men who smell nice make women’s panties wet
Hormones kick in when a smell arouses you, and your blood consequently rushes with a sweet mix of energy and happy feelings. Being born with this strong sense of smell means you’re turned on when you smell someone who’s so fresh and so clean clean, and you’re turned off when someone smells like they’re living in denial. It’s a proven fact, a man who smells good is perceived as more attractive by women. ‘Good’ is an awfully vague word, and it doesn’t mean that a dude needs to take a shower in cologne, rather it implies an aura of self-maintenance. While neither gender can claim to have a better sense of smell, women are more adept at learning to detect a scent, says Pamela Dalton of the Monell Chemical Senses Center in Philadelphia.
5. The Pleasure button serves no other purpose
The clitoris has no other purpose in life than to provide that sexual goddess with an unlimited supply of orgasms. It’s a loyal servant waiting patiently in its private quarters until the kinky gong chimes and it’s summoned. While a dude’s G-Spot is located in his prostrate gland, Mother Nature chose only to endow the woman with the extra special pleasure button, perhaps as an extra special token of appreciation for the fact that women have to put up with childbirth.
6. Women are horniest in the summer
Due to the scent of the season, women crave sex in the summer most than any other season. Perhaps its also the rays of the sun that make her feel like she’s blooming after all, its the time of year one peels off their layers anyway. Dames are sensitive creatures, and they can get turned off and on rather easily by smells alone. For a sexy example, the smell of a man and the smell of a summer.
7. An egg is fertile for up to 48 hours
A chick’s egg is fertile between 24 to 48 hours, and if that doesn’t concern you, it just may when you learn that sperm can live up to 48 hours or longer in a woman’s body. When you walk away all like, “That was a great shag, peace out, let’s do it again sometime,” the internal kitchen of the chick’s womb is still cooking. Real talk, dudes only drop off half the ingredients, and they’re only in the kinky kitchen for a hot minute, but after that, it’s like that scene in Fantasia where the castle magically cleans itself! If she’s fertile, and you drop off the key ingredients inside her pink fortress, it goes to town trying to make a citizen.
8. Older women orgasm more quickly
The next time you knock boots with a woman over 40, you’ll be happy to know that she’s quicker at achieving the stairway to heaven. Maybe it’s because she’s been around, maybe because this ain’t her first rodeo and that sexy mama knows exactly what she’s doing. Point is, half your work is already finished before it’s begun because older women already know how to have more fun.
9. Ladies live longer than Gentlemen
You probably already knew that ladies outlive dudes, but do you know why? No, it’s not because dames have made a pact with the devil. Studies have shown that a woman’s body lives longer than a man’s body because they’re better at fighting disease, and they’re more likely to lead a healthier lifestyle.
10. Women can be born with two grand canyons
It’s utterly rare but a chick can be gifted with two baby makers and when it happens, it’s called uterus didelphys. The medical community was stunned when Hannah Kersey delivered both fraternal twins and identical twins at the same time. While one kid was the product of one internal ‘oven’, the other two came out of a completely separate ‘oven’. That’s right, although Hannah Kersey had one va-jay-jay, she had multiple kitchens cooking. Compliments to the kinky chef!
11. One boob is larger than the other
Just like the dude’s balls, a rack on a chick is never a true match. One tit is always larger than the other, and every woman knows which side of her breast is smaller. While most racks of titties will never look obviously different at first glance, they are inherently different sizes because no woman with natural breasts has equal-sized boobs. What’s even more bizarre than Mother Nature mismatching you boobs? When it’s as obvious as if you’re wearing two different socks. There are ultra rare cases of severely mismatched knockers, where one side rocks the size a basketball, and the other is only the size of a tennis ball. One thing is for-sexy-sure, boobs prove that men can concentrate on two things at once!
12. Multiple orgasms for her
Imagine a firework shooting up into the night sky and you’ll probably wonder, “Well, what type of firework are you talking about?” There are after all, all different types of fireworks and while some fireworks can only pop one time, there are others that go: POP, B@M, BOOM over and over and over again. Such is the case with orgasms in diz-ames, those lucky ladies have the ability to experience multiple orgasms that POP, B@M, BOOM all up inside of them, while men are programmed to experience a short trajectory period between orgasms.
13. Food turns her on like sex
If you’ve ever begrudged the bill at the end of a date, just stop. Good food is a great way to start foreplay, especially since the part of the brain that shows arousal during sex also shows a similar arousal in women while they’re thinking about food. If and when you’re with a birdie and she tells you that she fancies a treat, she’s saying in so many words, “I’m so turned on right now!” It’s best to appease her taste buds, because then she’s more likely to return the favor!
14. The clit just can’t stop growing
After puberty, our bodies chill out, and we don’t typically experience any more growth spurts. Except for in women, the clitoris continues to grow throughout her entire life. When a woman hits forty years old, that pleasure button becomes 3 times as large as when she was a teenager. This also may explain why women over forty experience more orgasms!
15. Women listen with both sides of the brain
While men have two heads, women only have one but, they use more of it than their sexy male counterparts. Studies show that unlike men who only listen with the left side of the brain, women listen with both sides of their brain. Researchers at the Indiana University of Medicine used MRI machines to monitor brain activity while both dudes and chicks listened to a passage from a John Grisham novel. While dudes showed activity exclusively on the left side of their brain, the side that’s associated with listening and speech, most of the women showed additional action on the right side that’s associated with creativity and expressiveness.
16. The bush is self-maintained
The nether regions is its own gardener, and although there are some ladies that prefer to wax, or shave their secret garden, pubic hair tends to fall out after about three weeks anyways, which totally explains all those kamakazi pieces that show up randomly in the bathroom.
17. The hoo-haw’s topography is similar to the Blue Ridge Mountain range
The lady business of the yoni has a whole lot of estrogen. That estrogen thickens the vaginal tissue, causing it over time to slightly buckle, creating tiny folds which are called rugae. With age, comes a loss of estrogen which causes those ridges to flatten out, and the vaginal tissue to become thinner and drier. That hot pocket goes through a transformation similar to what the Grand Canyon went though over billions of years in just one lifetime!
18. The Man in the Boat comes in all shapes and sizes
Just like the cock, the clit comes in all different shapes and sizes. Some are hidden under their hood, and some stick out. Some like to be touched softly while others like a lot of fucking pressure. Each pearl takes time to understand because each joy buzzer is unique just like the dame it’s attached to.
19. The hooded lady is a circuit board of nerve endings
That kinky clicker contains 8,000 deliciously sensitive nerve endings, and that’s double the nerve endings that are in the glans of the penis. When the hooded lady is receiving an orgasmic oral transmission, she lights up like a sexy switchboard because those nerve endings are essentially firing like loose cannons!
20. Orgasms cause less Menstrual cramping
Sex during a period can relieve the pain associated to menstrual cramping. So let your super hero rise to challenge the next time you align with a lover who happens to be on her rag. While your sex scene may look like a murder mystery party by the time you’re finished, your baloney poney would also be providing her a world of release when you ride it in into her stable. If you’re not empathetic to the pain and tribulation of menstruation, then I double dog dare you to check out this video when MEN EXPERIENCE PERIOD CRAMPS FOR THE FIRST TIME.
Congratulations yo, you’ve learned more about the spellbinding dew flaps than you’ve probably ever thought was possible. Being in tune with the journey of the female body will not only help you understand how her sexy bits work, it’ll also improve your game. So, when it comes to period sex, offer your third arm for their pleasure, and with summer around the corner, get ready for these sexy hens who’ll be on the look out for a ‘resourceful’ cock.
Did you find one of these facts about her hooded lady, or hot pocket totally riveting? If so, don’t stop here, learn more about the glory hole when you check out 20 THINGS YOU DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT WOMEN.
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