Well 2018 is upon us and it is time to look back at 2017. No we won’t be looking at politics, or sport even. Instead we are going examine 10 of the most stupid things found up a woman’s vagina last year. The list was compiled using the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission’s database of emergency room visits in the US throughout the last 360 days. Some of these will seriously blow your mind, I warn you. Continue reading Ten Crazy Things Found Up Women’s Vaginas in 2017
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How To Spend New Year’s Eve With an Escort
I have to say, I have never been a massive fan of New Year’s Eve. Nights usually consisted of paying too much to get into a shite nightclub, drunk people in a crappy pub, or a tedious house party. In the end many people just wait for midnight just so they can go to bed. However, help could be at hand. In short, why don’t you book the company of an escort for new year? Continue reading How To Spend New Year’s Eve With an Escort
How To Fill Up Your Christmas Day With Nothing But Sex
If you are reading this article today I am going to guess that you may not have too much to do, or you at least have a good proportion of it to spend on your own. That may well be by choice, but either way we would like to wish you a Merry Christmas. Continue reading How To Fill Up Your Christmas Day With Nothing But Sex
Christmas Time – Do You Need To Book Escorts Early?
Just because Christmas is here doesn’t mean people stop wanting to see escorts. Yes we will have limited time shopping and other such things, but that doesn’t mean clients won’t want a few hours dedicated to themselves. However, one question we have been getting is whether you need to book the escorts in advance this Christmas? We mean more in advance than usual. Continue reading Christmas Time – Do You Need To Book Escorts Early?
Should Escorts Charge More For Working Over Christmas?
We all know that escorting is a business. And with that, these individual men and women will make their own decision on pricing. That led to a very interesting conversation in the office this week. With it being Christmas and time working being time away from the family, should escorts charge more at this time of the year? In most industries, Christmas working will get the worker a bonus rate. Continue reading Should Escorts Charge More For Working Over Christmas?
Man Exposed Seeing Escorts After Pocket Dialling Partner
Here at Escort Scotland we give punters plenty of tips on how not to get caught seeing escorts. Doing it away from home, using a different phone, these are just two titbits which will help you keep your personal and escort life separate. However, we never mentioned being careful not to pocket dial your partner so she can hear you in action as it seemed too obvious. Still, this is exactly what this guy did, with obvious results. Continue reading Man Exposed Seeing Escorts After Pocket Dialling Partner
Busting Five Myths About Period Sex
There is a natural presumption that you can’t have sex when a woman is on her period. There are many reasons for this ranging from ‘health issues’ to some people thinking it is plain disgusting. But what is the truth? What is it like having sex during that time of the month? Continue reading Busting Five Myths About Period Sex
Man Who Had Penis Chopped Off With Garden Shears Says it Was a Sex Game Gone Wrong
A man who had his penis and testicles chopped off with gardening shears by his female partner has claimed that rather than being an attacked, he was in fact the victim of a sex game gone wrong. Continue reading Man Who Had Penis Chopped Off With Garden Shears Says it Was a Sex Game Gone Wrong
Man Has Orgasm So Big It Sends Him Blind
We spend a lot of time on this website teaching people how to have orgasms. We would love you all to have more of them and of course, more powerful ones. Still, I was taken aback when I was reading a story about a guy who had such a powerful orgasm that he went blind. Continue reading Man Has Orgasm So Big It Sends Him Blind
Why Do People Become Escorts?
I have to say, when I joined this company five years ago, I was seriously ignorant about the realities of the industry. I had this pre-conception that people chose to be sex workers because they didn’t really have that many options. They were foreigners who needed to have a job to live over here, or undereducated natives who believed that sex work was better than starving. This was something that was drilled into me by the media, but I quickly realised that that narrative was complete and utter bollocks. Continue reading Why Do People Become Escorts?