I remember when I was a young lad and I took my then Mrs to Tunisia. After a couple of drinks we took a trip into the sea and I asked her if she wanted to have a bit of fun whilst we were in the water. Sadly she said no. My ex was under the impression that it wasn’t going to go well. She suspected that she would get seaweed in her bits, or even worse, get collared doing it and end up getting leathered by some beefy Tunisian copper. However, I doubt she suspected it would end up as bad as it did for this couple in Italy.
An amorous pair ventured into the sea at a beach in Porto San Giorgio. However, what transpired was a disaster as the guy was unable to pull out of the woman.
Shuffling Back To Dry Land
In what must have been a truly comedic scene, the pair had to shuffle out of the sea back onto the beach with the guy still inside his lover.
Upon ‘coming’ back to dry land, they were spotted by a woman who rushed to put a towel over the pair. One suspects she was seeking to preserve their dignity, though I imagine that that had left the building some moments before.
Still stuck together, the pair were rushed to hospital where woman was given an injection which is usually used to dilate the cervix of pregnant women.
Now I had to find out how on earth this happened, Apparently this extremely rare event is called ‘penis captivus’ and occurs where the muscles on the vagina clamp down and the penis can’t be removed.
That has got me pretty damn scared to have sex. At least my hand has never got stuck.
Now getting your penis stuck in a woman isn’t the only way to find your way to the hospital after intercourse. Some of these examples are absolutely shocking to be fare.
Other Examples
You can end up snapping your ‘banjo string’, otherwise now your frenulum – the piece of skin linking the foreskin to the penis. This usually occurs during reverse cowgirl when people get carried away.
A lot of people like to stick things in their bottom during sex. However, the amount of times these items get stuck is unreal We have seen Buzz Lightyear action figures, I-phone’s and bottles amongst other things. The worst part of this happening is that not only is it painful, the story usually ends up going viral.
Biting can be a lot of fun. The pain can actually add to the excitement. However, the amount of people who go too far and accidentally end up injuring their partner is actually quite astonishing.
Women can end up bleeding during sex and this causes a lot of stress for both parties.
This is usually caused by the guy having too big a penis, but thankfully it can be remedied by taking a few simple steps.
Firstly, if the guy is built like a porn star then he should make sure he isn’t going back and forth like a madman. Also the use of lubricant is very much advised.
Back to our couple from Italy. One suspects they may be going to Butlins next time. Or at least waiting until they get back to the hotel to get it on!
Have you had any accidents having sex? Let us know in the comments section below or in the Escort Scotland forum
Since then, he has specialised in articles on the battle for equal rights for sex workers, sexual health, as well as bringing the readers fun news from around the world. He also has a major interest in LGBT rights, and is an active campaigner in this field.
When he isn't fighting the good fight, he enjoys spending time with his girlfriend, and young daughter. He also enjoys reading and taking long walks.
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