Call me an old fart, but I remember when cybersex first came to public attention. People would sit around typing stuff onto a screen, and in the process praying that the person they were speaking to was the hottie they said they were, and not a 55 year old bald fat guy.
Well, as technology got better, so did virtual sex. And the biggest improvement was thanks to Skype. This as due to the fact that you could talk to and see the person you are having ‘Skype-Sex’ with.
Still, it is something that many people can still get very wrong indeed. As you can see the other person, there is less left to the imagination. So if you are messing it up, then there is no getting away from that.
This is why we have put together a five point guide to having ‘Skype-Sex’. We are sure it will come in very useful indeed for those who, for some reason, can’t be with their partner of choice.
So here we go
1) Clear Your Background
If you are wanting to create a sexy atmosphere for you and your partner, it is best not to leave your old pants and dinner plates knocking around the room. Instead of thinking what they want to do to you, the other person will end up looking at all the dirty stuff around you, and considering you a smelly swine.
So do a tidy up. It really helps set the mood from the off.
2) Have a Wash
This is going to sound stupid, and it probably is, but the amount of people who forget to do this is unreal.
When you want to have sex with your partner, you usually make an effort. However, when it comes to using Skype, people tend to think that they don’t need to look their best. What they fail to realise is that the other person won’t be turned on if you look a state.
Therefore you need to remember to shave your pubes, have a wash and get your hair looking nice. Your partner will be very grateful.
3) Get A Script
This may not sound very sexy, but one major mistake people make when having Skype-Sex is repeating the same lines. Let’s face it, saying ‘ooh, that’s hot’ for the 50th time won’t be as sexy as it was the first time.
Pick what you are going to say. That doesn’t mean get a piece of paper out and start reading it, as that will turn your partner off big style. Just have a point of reference, while remembering to sound spontaneous.
4) Practice How You Look When You Come
Skype-Sex is more of a visual thing, and the fact that most of us look stupid when we come doesn’t help.
When we are having real sex there are plenty of other things going on, so how you look when you orgasm is less important. However, when they are solely concentrating on you, if you look daft, it will turn them off.
Practice looking sexy when you come. It will improve the whole Skype-Sex experience immeasurably.
5) Shut The Door
If had a pound for every time someone had told me they were having Skype Sex and a roommate walked in killing the whole experience, I wouldn’t be sat here writing this blog.
Lock the door, because mark my words; if your partner has to endure your buddy walking in asking if you want a brew, you won’t be having much Skype sex in the future.
Fife Escorts
A good way to practice Skype-Sex is to ask a Fife escort if they are willing to do a Skype session with you. They can really give you some pointers and help you make it an even more special time for you and your partner.
If anyone else has any ideas on how to make Skype sex even more special please leave a comment in the section below!
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Why skype when you could meet one in person?