A Chinese man has come to worldwide attention after getting his willy stuck in a pipe for two whole days. If that sounds ridiculous, just wait until you hear the excuse he used! Continue reading Man Gets His Willy Stuck In A Pipe For Two Days!
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Boyband Parody ADAM’s ‘Orgasm Whilst Singing’ Video
Earlier this month, the Escort Scotland blog brought you the video by Dutch girlband ‘ADAM’ who sang their new song Go to Go ,whilst pleasuring themselves off camera, and bringing themselves to orgasm. Well, it is no surprise that it didn’t take long for a parody to come out. Continue reading Boyband Parody ADAM’s ‘Orgasm Whilst Singing’ Video
Five Reasons Big Boobs Can be Annoying!
You would think, with the way the press goes on, that every woman in the world would want big boobs. To be fair, that is only partially true. Women with smaller boobs tend to dream of mammoth breasts, but people with big boobs the size rather annoying. Continue reading Five Reasons Big Boobs Can be Annoying!
Hilarious Lawyer Letter Attacks Lawsuit By Porn Star!
A letter, purportedly from the lawyer of playboy Dan Bilzerian which was sent to the lawyer of a porn star who was trying to sue him for a bizarre incident where she was thrown off a roof has taken the world by storm. Continue reading Hilarious Lawyer Letter Attacks Lawsuit By Porn Star!
Girlband ‘ADAM’ Bring Themselves To Orgasm Whilst Singing New Song (Video)
You have to give the girls of Dutch band ‘ADAM’ credit. What better way to promote your new single that by pleasuring yourself on a Youtube video, and bringing yourself to orgasm whilst you sing your new song? Continue reading Girlband ‘ADAM’ Bring Themselves To Orgasm Whilst Singing New Song (Video)
A One Minute Experiment on Sexism and Inequality (Video)
Here at Escort Scotland, we believe whole heartedly in equality. Men and women are the same, so should get equal rights. If different sexes do the same job, then they should get equal pay. That really doesn’t seem like rocket science, but in many countries, it just isn’t the case. Continue reading A One Minute Experiment on Sexism and Inequality (Video)
Arnie – ‘Pumping Iron is Like Coming’
I have never really been one for going to the gym. I just don’t get why people would feel so excited about going somewhere to feel pain. If I wanted to do that I would visit a Aberdeen dominatrix escort like so many lads I know do. This is why I just didn’t understand this video my mate sent to me over the weekend. Continue reading Arnie – ‘Pumping Iron is Like Coming’
Man With Worlds Largest Penis Stopped By Airport Security!
I was having a look round on Youtube this morning as the music in the office was truly unbearable. The first thing that came up on my ‘recommended’ page was a story about the guy with the worlds biggest penis being stopped by airport security because he thought he had a ‘different kind of package’ in his pants. Continue reading Man With Worlds Largest Penis Stopped By Airport Security!
Woman Claims To Have Had Sex With Ghost!
Well, this has to be the most strange story I have read in a while. Married Natasha Blasick claims to have had sex with a ghost, on more than one occasion. You just couldn’t make it up. Continue reading Woman Claims To Have Had Sex With Ghost!
11% of Women Think ‘No Kissing’ Means ‘No STI’
It really has to be one of the most worrying surveys I have read in a long, long time. A recent UKmedix.com study of peoples knowledge of STI’s came up with some really jaw-dropping results. Continue reading 11% of Women Think ‘No Kissing’ Means ‘No STI’