So it is Valentine’s Day tomorrow and you are single. Your Facebook is full of ‘happy’ couples sharing their love, whilst you are on your own getting miserable and horny. Continue reading Why You Should See an Escort on Valentine’s Day
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Escort Scotland’s Top Five MILF Pornstars (Poll)
There are few better things in life than MILF porn. Maybe it is the big boobs, or the fact they REALLY know what they are doing, but you will always find MILF at the top of any porn search statistics. Continue reading Escort Scotland’s Top Five MILF Pornstars (Poll)
Man Banned From All Farms After Masturbating Over Cows
In maybe the most bizarre and troubling story we have brought you in a while, an 80 year old man has been banned from every farm in Britain after he stuck his arm all the way up a cow and then started masturbating. Continue reading Man Banned From All Farms After Masturbating Over Cows
Gay Test For Migrants Declared Illegal
Psychological tests on asylum seekers have been declared illegal by the top EU court. Continue reading Gay Test For Migrants Declared Illegal
Are You a Sex Addict? – Here is a Test
Just when are you a sex addict? Where does the line between having a healthy appetite and an inability to stop cheating on your partner end, and a serious addiction begin? It is something that has been the cause of much debate for many years. Lets face it, there are numerous celebs who say they have sex addiction when they get caught playing away from home. There is always the idea that they use it as an excuse and they probably just need to gain some morals. Continue reading Are You a Sex Addict? – Here is a Test
The App that ‘proves’ Sex is Consensual (Poll)
We hear a lot about rape these days. The stories are usually the same; the woman (or man) say they have been raped, the guy asks what they are talking about as they say it was consensual, and as it is usually one person’s word against another we are left with a bit of a mess. Rape convictions are low, but the stain on a man’s character as there is perceived to be ‘no smoke without fire’ will last a lifetime, irrespective of moral guilt. Continue reading The App that ‘proves’ Sex is Consensual (Poll)
Man OD’s On Viagra – Walks Around Airport Naked and Throwing Poo
An American man has been arrested after overdosing on Viagra and proceeding to stroll around naked throwing poo at shocked onlookers. Continue reading Man OD’s On Viagra – Walks Around Airport Naked and Throwing Poo
Ten Crazy Things Found Up Women’s Vaginas in 2017
Well 2018 is upon us and it is time to look back at 2017. No we won’t be looking at politics, or sport even. Instead we are going examine 10 of the most stupid things found up a woman’s vagina last year. The list was compiled using the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission’s database of emergency room visits in the US throughout the last 360 days. Some of these will seriously blow your mind, I warn you. Continue reading Ten Crazy Things Found Up Women’s Vaginas in 2017
How To Fill Up Your Christmas Day With Nothing But Sex
If you are reading this article today I am going to guess that you may not have too much to do, or you at least have a good proportion of it to spend on your own. That may well be by choice, but either way we would like to wish you a Merry Christmas. Continue reading How To Fill Up Your Christmas Day With Nothing But Sex
Should Escorts Charge More For Working Over Christmas?
We all know that escorting is a business. And with that, these individual men and women will make their own decision on pricing. That led to a very interesting conversation in the office this week. With it being Christmas and time working being time away from the family, should escorts charge more at this time of the year? In most industries, Christmas working will get the worker a bonus rate. Continue reading Should Escorts Charge More For Working Over Christmas?